Was planning on an interesting, creative and humorous post this morning, but it will be delayed. I'm a bit distracted. You see, I'm waiting for a call from Barack Obama.
OK, not actually a call, but a text message. He's going to let me know who he selects for his vice presidential candidate. Bless his heart, poor John McCain probably doesn't know what a text message is, and is probably in a secret meeting, at a an undisclosed location with his pals trying to figure out how to wiretap something to get the announcement.
In any case, I gotta go, the person who I believe can regain confidence in America’s potential and position globally, and regain the world’s trust and respect in our country, is going to call me. Text me. Barack, I'm waiting!